44 Hilarious Texts That Are Sure to Make You Laugh

These 44 Hilarious Texts Are Bound to Make You Laugh. If Not, Nothing Will

 

1. The newest Disney princess:

2. Grandpa’s medicine:

3. Nature’s pocket:

4. Treasured memories:

6. Baby names:

7. What’s on the inside:

8. Pregnancy scares:

9. Diet Coke at the can:

10. Baby chain:

11. Tree puns:

12. Sex jams:

13. Mysterious messages:

14. Classic jokes:

15. Pronunciation:

16. Sin City:

17. Street names:

18. Tired fingers:

19. Important questions:

20. Turkey crossin’:

21. NACHO ICEBOUND:

22. Bad words:

23. Major talk:

24. Life-changing equations:

25. Close encounters:

26. Nyooooom:

27. Poor Andrew:

28. Sexy thoughts:

29. Unanswered questions:

30. Late-night talk:

31. Science, scientifically:

32. Dog pics:

33. Dispatches from Grandma:

34. Lil’ baby May:

35. Jealousy:

36. That cheese:

37. Mom’s googlin’:

38. School band:

39. James’ interruption:

40. The Carbs Vixen:

41. Instasleepin’:

42. Pecan pie:

43. Dog demands:

44. And Dad’s filets:

17 Coolest Car and Truck Paint Jobs

These car and truck paint jobs are so cool!

Just imagine the time it took to paint these masterpieces…You bet they wanted to protect these paint jobs afterward. People look for that no matter where they are, be it a new car ceramic paint protection in Sydney or a clear coat over these beautiful paintings over here in the USA. People do really love their cars, so showing off these designs across them makes a lot of sense. Why hold back on showing the creative side with your vehicle? Let’s go ahead and take a look at these car wonders of the world, and highlight the artists behind these amazing art pieces!

1. This beauty may go down in “HISTORY” as one of the coolest! Historic Paint Job

Via: pinterest.com

2. No “bones” about it…this Mustang is WAY COOL!

Skulls Paint Job

Via: cardomain.com

3. It seems the ALIEN has landed!

Alien Paint Job

Via: forzamotorsport.net

4. This dragon paint job is FANTASTIC!

Dragons Paint Job

Via: pinterest.com

5. The best of both worlds…Born to be WILD.

Motorcycle on Car Paint Job

Via: alltheinterestings.com

6. Green with envy on this Hulk paint job.

Hulk Paint Job

Via: dl.allfree.link

7. Watch out, the Alien is loose!

Alien Paint Job 2

Via: www.chacha.com

8. I bet this baby ROARS…

Tiger Paint Job

Via: qbn.com

9. Avengers come together

Avengers Paint Job

Via: rantcars.com

10. Who’s ready for some Bass fishing?

Bass Paint Job

Via: motortorque.org

11. Psychedelic!

Peace Paint Job

Via: www.thesundaytimes.co.uk

12. Superman would be proud!

Superman Paint Job

Via: www.trucktrend.com

13. This beauty was actually owned by John Lennon.

Rolls Royce

Via: mashable.com

14. What a classic beauty!

Eclectic Paint Job

Via: flickr.com

15. The Grim Reaper’s “cool” with this!

Grim Reaper Paint Job

Via: youtube.com

16. This car’s all “FIRED UP” and smoking HOT!

Fire Breathing Dragon Paint Job

Via: pinterest.com

17. Last, but certainly NOT least…”Villains” Camaro.

Batman Paint Job

This Camaro’s paint job was so incredible that both sides need to be admired!

Batman Paint Job 2

Via: tomztoyz.blogspot.com

43 Harmless Pics That Prove You Have A Dirty Mind

Some of these pics are bound to make you do a double take, but don’t worry…they’re harmless.

It’s just more proof that many of us may have dirty minds! 

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Okay, now that you’ve seen them all…you may be feeling like this…

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Who Said Snow Shoveling Was Easy?

This man gets so mad about shoveling snow that he writes this in his diary.  These have got to be the BEST diary entries EVER!! 

Guess not everyone can handle the winter months…

 

December 8: 6:00 PM.

It started to snow. The first snow of the season, and the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

 

Watching It Snow

 

December 9:

We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal-white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

 

December 12:

The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much by the end of winter that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man. I’m glad he’s our neighbor.

 

December 14:

Snow, lovely snow! We had 8″ last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so.

 

Man Gets So Mad About Shoveling Snow

 

December 15:

20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4×4 Explorer. Bought snow tires for the wife’s car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. We aren’t in Alaska, after all.

 

December 16:

Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like heck. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

 

December 17:

Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but I won’t admit it to her. I hate it when she’s right. I can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room.

 

December 20:

Electricity’s back on, but we had another 14″ of the stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they’re lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.

 

No Snow App Cartoon

 

December 22:

Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 MORE inches of the white stuff fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed, and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob, who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he’s too busy. I think he’s is lying.

 

December 23:

Only 2″ of snow today…WHOO HOO…And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she … nuts??? Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she’s lying!

 

December 24:

Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch that guy who drives that snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his hair. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the snowplow.

 

Finished Shoveling

 

December 25:

Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation, and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she’s an idiot. If I have to watch “It’s a Wonderful Life” one more time, I’m going to kill her.

 

December 26:

Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves!!

 

Shoveling Snow Cartoon

 

December 27:

Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.

 

December 28:

Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. SHE is driving me crazy!!!

December 29:

10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

 

Deep Snow

Via: wunderground.com

December 30:

Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother. Another 9″ predicted.

 

December 31:

Set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.

Fargo Man Uses Flamethrower

Via: camaro5.com

January 8:

I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

 

 

Via: tickld.com

HOPE YOU’LL SHARE THE LAUGHS…and have a SAFE winter! 

 

 

16 Nerdily Perfect Christmas Trees

Here’s 16 Christmas trees that will make the “nerd” in you scream for more! 

1. This perfect retro-gaming tree.

Retro Gaming Tree 1

Via: twitter.com

2. This [Cookie] monstrosity.

Cookie Monster Tree 2

Via: twitter.com

4. This binary beauty.

Binary Christmas Tree 4

That tree is 1,160,006,217 in decimal, in case you were wondering…

5. This Sierpenski tree-angle.

Fractal Christmas Tree 5

6. This rather beautiful circuitboard.

Circuit Board Tree Ornament 6

Via: twitter.com

7. An 8-bit Christmas…

Mario Tree 7

Via: imgur.com

8. …and Christmas Toad.

Mario Toad Christmas Ornaments 8

Via: twitter.com

9. Or, if you prefer:

Sonic the Hedgehog Christmas Tree 9

Via: twitter.com

10. Okay you “Whovians”…time to De-cor-ate. De-cor-ate.

Dalek Christmas Tree 10

Via: twitter.com

11. Nerdily beautiful and brings back…”Memories…” 

Memory Tree 11

Via: imgur.com

12. More Techmas joy for you to “compute”. 

More Techmas joy.

Via: Mistress of Malware imgur.com

13. X-wingmas.

14. This colourful Sith lord. (“BTW…I am NOT your father!”) 

Darth Vader Christmas Tree 14

15. He is more machine than tree now! 

Darth Vader Christmas Tree 15

16. This fully armed and operational bauble station.

Via: buzzfeed.com