There are plenty of life hacks for humans, but none for our furry felines! So to make it fair, here’s some funny life hacks JUST for cats! SO LET’S BEGIN!
1. Increase productivity by sitting ON the computer.
2. Ensure the safety of your human by looking out for vagrant dogs.
3. Promote safety by testing structural integrity of windows at every available opportunity.
4. Get more ventilation in your home by preventing the door from being closed.
5. Help your humans reach their weight loss goal by eating all their food!
6. Want to strengthen your vocal cords? Do it at 3 am. when no one else is awake.
7. Save money on dusters by becoming one yourself!
8. Befriend new humans by affectionately biting them.
9. Show that you’re listening attentively by staring blankly at your human.
10. Save money on gifts by simply catching your own!
11. Help remind humans of their responsibilities to you with your continual presence.
12. Conserve energy by riding fellow animals!
13. Increase portability by squeezing yourself into available plastic vessels.
14. Blend in seamlessly with your surroundings utilizing existing environmental materials.
15. Ingratiate yourself into the aristocracy using your unique facial discoloration.
16. Indulge your human’s bizarre whims, and allow them to film you in order to secure a future of free food and warmth.
17. Jump start your day with a little aerobics. It does the body good!
ONE LAST NOTE: BE PATIENT WITH YOUR HUMANS AND GIVE THEM ALL THE SMILES YOU CAN…THEY DESERVE IT FOR TAKING CARE OF ALL OF YOU!