25 Funny Auto Correct Fails Posted on October 25, 2013 by The Rat 214 Comments We’ve selected the 25 funniest Auto Correct Fails of 2012. The more you read, the funnier it gets. Source: walltowatch 214 thoughts on “25 Funny Auto Correct Fails” Its such as you learn my thoughts! You seem to understand a lot about this, like you wrote the ebook in it or something. I feel that you simply could do with some p.c. to pressure the message home a little bit, however instead of that, that is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I’ll certainly be back. I cried tears with laughing so hard my dog ran under the bed. He’s supposed to be a good guard dog. My laughing scared him. He’s still there 1/2 later…..omg my sides hurt. Better then a good comedy on the TV. Very funny stuff. This way hilarious I was criing I was laughing in the bus and the office, it made me cry before i finished, in the office they thought i was mad!!!!!Lol. It was so funny I like it my truly best friend Joey like it give me more funny bone again. More please, i never tire of reading these, sooooo funny. I havent laughed this hard EVER!!! Gotta love auto correct!!!! lmao I’m crying my eyes out with laughter, this is so funny.. Pingback: Funniest Auto Correct Fails « Janet Carr @ I laughed so hard I was crying! I needed that! OH…MY….BOB….THAT…WAS…TO.FUNNY……HAAAAAAAA…… Oh My God! Hilarious! I laughed so hard, people were coming to see what was wrong with me! Haven’t laughed so hard in ages, and I laugh and smile All day every day…. thanks for posting!! Awesome giggled my butt off Hahahahahahahaha !! Breathe. Hahahahahahaha!!!! Hahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahaha!!!! Man that was hilarious I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. It was that funny I nearly wet myself. Absolutely hilarious I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe I nearly wet myself it was that funny. Altough i’m Brazilian,i understand English very well,and i was laughing so hard that i was holding myself to not pee on my pants.And my little brother was seeing me laugh and wanting to hear the joke,but i just can’t explain it well because,to understand how goddamn funny is this,he had to understand English,what made him a lot angry,for seeing how hard was i laughing. That was great!! I am seriously rolling on the floor laughing and crying!! “try 3 times”….see…lol Those are so funny….crying laughing from especially the ones where they try. Times to fix it and keep saying thesame thing, cause I have done that Best 10 minutes of my life!! I felt that I gave myself total workout on my abs from laughing so damn hard!! More More More!!!! too funny,I am curious as to what color fuckweasel is Omg!!! That was freaking hilarious! I needed a good laugh! Laughed so hard I peed on the couch!!! According to Readers Digest, Laughter is the best medicine…I think I just OD’d reading this stuff. I’ll be back….gotta go eat out your mother. My bff in new York told me to look this up:)can’t stop laughing I love it!!!! ha ha ha , cannot stand anymore HAHAHA Omg sooooo funny really needed that laugh round about now. Pingback: The Return of "Are You Mother Falcon Kidding Me?" - LionsQuarter.com Even if you made them up they are some of the funniest things I have read for a long time. Chicken vaginas – that is exotic. ROLFL LMAO!___I misread tht as ‘erotic’ instead of ‘exotic’. LOL___Oh god! Yeah . . . between AutoCorrect & Siri, smart-phones can be pretty entertaining. Try asking Siri “why are firetrucks red?” or try searching Google for “Chuck Norris” . . . lots more out there ;-)) Been crying the autocorrects are funby but the come backs are comedy gold Pingback: 25 Funny Auto Correct Fails - The Brable | The Brable My ribs hurt from laughing .. Died laughing. Can’t top this. The lady I care for was sitting here laughing with me ! At first I laughed so hard my face got red she says what in the helps so funny your face is as red as fire !!!! was that an auto correct? lol. what in the helps? Holly crap that was funny!!! Enjoyed that Pingback: Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today - Page 3 - Manhattan Reefs Can you pass out from laughing? I feel light headed… Oxygen deprivation from laughing, yes. Needed a good laugh and this did the trick. Holy cow! Thx for sharing! The funniest one wasn’t even an auto correct. It was when the girl sent a picture of britney spears and her mom was like “whos that person? is that Kim Jong II?” ahahahahaha Pingback: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~ - Page 19 - Mazda 6 Forums : Mazda 6 Forum / Mazda Atenza Forum As I read these the first thoughts that popped into my head were…Are we hitting the send key before actually reading what we have written? Are we going for speed rather than accuracy? How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop. Does autocoorrect now make up words…like “skittlefart”? Can’t we just pick up the phone? @Don: “How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop” Not “laptop” itself, she tried to write Asus (a brand name) and it’s pretty similar anus for that autocorrect matter… But sure, sometime no idea how it got correct like that. Laughing sooooo hard…… Made my day thmx I have just lol sooooo much I almost died, I was laughing so hard I was gasping for air…LOL Hi there! Can you hear me laughing from the Big Island??? How’s things? Pingback: Fotboll skor och stövlar F50 That was great, lmao Soooo glad I emptied my bladder first, or I would have peed myself!!! This was one of the best I’ve seen in a long time! ! Thanks for sharing, I really needed that! !! I laugh my ass off thy are so funny I cried so hard my kids thought I was crying If you were crying….I guess they were correct! Sooo funny! The tears are still flowing! Hope I typed this right, can’t see the keyboard.. Pingback: Funniest autocorrect - www.hardwarezone.com.sg Hahaha…..oruhai oku no apatai koirak (I almost died laughing)I need more of these stuff. My aunt thinks i went crazy – Regards from Borneo. :-0 More PLEEEEEEASE ! Lol,, this gave me a great laugh wow. makes my day..got stomach cramp from laughing autocorrect once made me call my old boss Miss Piggy…yeah I share your hate for auto correct! LMBO Toooo funny…I need more of these. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I cannot believe how hard I laughed. I am crying so hard and cant breathe. That was freaking hilarious! Needed that. Best laff iv had in ages cheers OMG!!!! I can’t stop the tears I’m laughing so hard!!!!!!!! They kept getting funnier… My stomach and cheeks hurt so bad right now!!! So damn funny! I just heard they discovered a lesbian dinosaur, they decided to call it the Lickalotapus! Omg these are great!!!! Laughed hard. I needed that Need more of those. So funny we where crying. Pingback: k♥men | Where is my boldogság? | k♥budapest WOW, what a great pick me up page, belly hurts! Too bad I couldn’t shake some of the fat off with laughter! noticed a trend with iPhones. ill stick to my androids thank you laughing so hard I now have the hiccups! I was laughing so hard I was crying!! I so needed that. Flippin hibiscus! I mean hilarious. OMG – I cannot stand it, I am literally crying from laughing so hard~ What did the doctor say to the migit ? You will have to be a little patient OMG!!! I laughed so hard I almost cried, could barely see through my tears. the funniest thing ever. lmoa Whenever ya need a pick me up from having a rotten day, this site will certainly give your mood a huge lift..there are hilarious! I love this! This is one of the funniest sites there is, thank you And this is why I have auto correct turned off on my phone. I got tired of it changing correctly spelled words. But they were all as funny as hell. I needed this, hilarious! Pingback: Monatsabrechnung: Links des herbstlichen Sturmtiefs | Journelle Belly-laugh worthy! I just woke up the whole household. That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Still laughing and wiping tears… Pingback: Hahahaha!!! | Magnina The more i read the more i literally cried of laughter funniest thing read in a while thanks for sharing Jajajajajajaaj this is tooo funny!! that was some funny shit omg coughing from laughing so hard Lame, some of theses are so set up So funny! I laughed so hard, crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending. So funny….I laughed so hard, I was crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending. laughed so hard I cried I LMAO until I cried, coughed up stuff, sneezed and I would have tee tee’d myself, especially with this cough. Lord, Lord, too funny I needed that! Oh my God! I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Hysterical!! This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time. So you know it’s human to air This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time i’m usually a very strict/dry humored guy but reading these “AutoCorrect” messages got me laughing so hard i’m crying and can’t seem to stop and i soiled myself DARN IT!!! These messages are stupid and inappropriate but still funny!i’m supposed to be a 44yo adult! but i feel like i’ve regressed back to beinga naughty juvenile again!! UGHHH!!!!!!!! Love these want to see more I cred with slighter. Everyone that saw it did too! Well; I DID have to go the the bathroom but it’s too late now!! Don’t know whether to blame the Auto-correct or my age!!! Too Funny!! Wow those are crazy!! I Haven’t laughed that hard in a while Fake or Not is a pathetic argument. If it bring a smile or laugh to people then who cares! Autocorrect happens and that is a fact! I had a good hard laugh and it has been a long time between such enjoyment. So to all you haters, get over it and just enjoy laugh/fun for what it is! Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious If you think these are real you are a complete moron. Just the fact that these fakes are being passed off as real makes them not funny. Sorry Qsays, I’m glad I don’t know you if you can’t laugh at these!!! You must be a sour puss to be around! I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps? Sooooo funny I cried with laughter ahahaha… damn im cryin of so much laugh… thats why i hate autocorrect… always unable… Damn my belly is hurtin of so much laugh… Hilarious! Don’t use auto spell or whatever. Lord I needed a.great laugh and now now my sides hurt I haven’t laughed this hard in years! I’m 6’2″ 240lbs and I was crying so hard from laughing I had to wait a few minutes between each one just so I could see! Thanks for the laughs! (Re-read this 3x to make sure I didn’t have any typos lol) hello A great laugh to end a perfect night Hilarious! I don’ do a lot of comedy but this really got to me. I laughed til I cried!! And then I re-read it! Omg I am crying with laughter and my sides are in stitches thank you needed that x roflol Laughing myself to tears, couldn’t even read thru the tears, omg, hilarious! That was some funny stuff…great way to end the night, with a good laugh! Can’t quit laughing… it happens to me all the time! Its worse than the speak text! Luv this site! ROFLMAO…literally for the 1st time in my life I laughed so hard. Omg I almost pissed myself reading this. I loved them. My sucky day just got much better Words fails me. They really do. I’ve read this three times and end up laughing till I cry. NEVER read it in public! I want more – best laugh-cry ever. More please! You know phones only auto correct with words u used before …. So um ya lol HOLY SHEEP SHIT!! I knew back when these fancy phones started out I SHOULD HAVE saved mine, they would have fit right in here!!! Buwaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa I am also very happy to know that I am not the only auto corrected victim hahaha hello how are doing today My side hurts and I cant seem to stop the tears,from laughing so hard,plus I needed that laugh. I knew thi site had to exist n if not it hould just cuz of the hilarious autocorrects ive experienced! As the mom of 2 autistic kids I have an extra appreciation for the “live autistic version of Hotel California” cuz I could conceive of such a thing authentically but still find the possibility of one 2b hysterical! thank you whoever posted this. it couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed to laugh so bad. I will repost so someone who is having a rough morning can laugh as well. Pingback: Solche SMS will man gar nicht sehen | Das will ich gar nicht sehen.de Pingback: Links – mit Lego und Fernweh | Draußen nur Kännchen How does laptop auto correct to anus? fake! ASUS would and that is what they initially put. I wonder how things like skittletits, boobsicles and so on get in their dictionary to begin with… Asus is a type of laptop. Anus was an autocorrect for ASUS, it’s a laptop brand. It’s Asus that auto-corrected to anus. It’s a brand of computer. She typed ASUS and it autocorrected to ANUS. Goof. That was by far the best laugh I’ve had in forever..still laughing and crying. Omg!!! Those were awesome this has got to be the funniest thing, I could not stoplaughing! Tears running down my legs again. Wow these are so Hilarious, haven’t laughed this hard in a long time ;D So awesome I just read it again! Seriously the funniest thing ever!!! What a laugh! This post made my day! Have a great one! Julita Great Needed to laugh like that Sitting here LMAO all by myself. They were hysterical!!! Must tell friends to check out. DITTO! Omg! These things are so fake. Serious think about it on one of them in particular. What auto correct is going to autocorrect a work to Fuckweasel? Actually, when you put a word in and choose it, most autocorrects give you the option to “add to dictionary” so it will be in the autocorrect bank permanently until the phone is reset or the item is deleted. If they used fuckweasle before (probably insulting a friend or something) then it could easily have been in the autocorrect directory. Am laughing so much am crying! !! Same here!! If your having a bad day reading this is the best thing to cheer anyone up OMG died laughing…. Pingback: billig Fotboll jerseys Omg I have never laughed so hard !! My sides are hurting ! To all those who thought they had to tell the rest of us that these were fake? Screw you. We’re not completely stupid. Of COURSE they are, but who cares? They’re funnier than anything you could come up with. lol I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are all fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps? ALL FAKE , TOOOOOO FUNNY OMG! I hurt all over and can’t breathe from laughing so hard! It takes a lot to make me laugh. These posts had me laughing, crying and almost unable to breath. I really had some good laughs!!! I will forward it to my friends right away! So that they can spend some hilarious moments!!! Fkn amazing, I’ve never laughed as hard as I did with this one! Woke my kids up at 2323 laughing so incredibly loud! I cried!!! Omg!! Lmao!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! This was so funny my friend shared it with me, I bout died. We were cracking up, it was so funny. My checks and stomach was hurting so bad! Funny stuff & I needed that laugh today!!! ha ha…this stuff happens to me all the time! I recently sent a text to my brother asking him if he found a new ‘playmate’ yet. I meant ‘flatmate’. Another time while giving my friend house directions I told her we live on top of the ‘battleship’. I meant ‘bottleshop’. Still laughing, have to send to someone!!!!! almost fell out of my chair all fake of course. crying with laughter I’m crying here on the bus…. What a bril read ;0) I’m still sore from laughing.. really.. way too funny. Holy Crap those are funny!!!! Pingback: Skrattatack | a day in my life Wet my pants laughing. I can’t breath I’m laughing so much… pass me an inhaler someone haha. Thanks so much. 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My stomach hurts from laughing so hard….I almost died…I swear. That was the best way to start the day EVER!!!! that was great, thank. I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes from laughter. Good ones! Thanks almost choked on a few..my sides are still hurting from laughter! Thanks all! Omg I cried through the whole thing just about. That by far was the best laugh I have in a very long time. Tears were coming out. HILARIOUS!!!!! Same here.. i was laughing so hard…. ahaha.. AUTOCORRECT ur d best!!! xD Leave a comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Connect with FacebookName Email Website Comment Notify me of new posts by email.