25 Funny Auto Correct Fails

We’ve selected the 25 funniest Auto Correct Fails of 2012.

The more you read, the funnier it gets! 

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  1. Omg. I was laughing so hard I was crying and my face hurt. I am trying to calm down so I can go to bed…but I keep laughing!

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  6. ha ha…this stuff happens to me all the time!

    I recently sent a text to my brother asking him if he found a new ‘playmate’ yet. I meant ‘flatmate’.

    Another time while giving my friend house directions I told her we live on top of the ‘battleship’. I meant ‘bottleshop’.

  7. This was so funny my friend shared it with me, I bout died. We were cracking up, it was so funny. My checks and stomach was hurting so bad! Funny stuff & I needed that laugh today!!!

  8. Fkn amazing, I’ve never laughed as hard as I did with this one! Woke my kids up at 2323 laughing so incredibly loud! I cried!!!

  9. I really had some good laughs!!! I will forward it to my friends right away!
    So that they can spend some hilarious moments!!!

  10. To all those who thought they had to tell the rest of us that these were fake? Screw you. We’re not completely stupid. Of COURSE they are, but who cares? They’re funnier than anything you could come up with. lol

    • I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are all fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps?

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  12. Omg! These things are so fake. Serious think about it on one of them in particular. What auto correct is going to autocorrect a work to Fuckweasel?

    • Actually, when you put a word in and choose it, most autocorrects give you the option to “add to dictionary” so it will be in the autocorrect bank permanently until the phone is reset or the item is deleted. If they used fuckweasle before (probably insulting a friend or something) then it could easily have been in the autocorrect directory.

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  15. 🙂 thank you whoever posted this. it couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed to laugh so bad. I will repost so someone who is having a rough morning can laugh as well.

  16. I knew thi site had to exist n if not it hould just cuz of the hilarious autocorrects ive experienced! As the mom of 2 autistic kids I have an extra appreciation for the “live autistic version of Hotel California” cuz I could conceive of such a thing authentically but still find the possibility of one 2b hysterical!

  17. HOLY SHEEP SHIT!! I knew back when these fancy phones started out I SHOULD HAVE saved mine, they would have fit right in here!!! Buwaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa 😀

  18. Words fails me. They really do. I’ve read this three times and end up laughing till I cry. NEVER read it in public!

  19. I’m 6’2″ 240lbs and I was crying so hard from laughing I had to wait a few minutes between each one just so I could see!
    Thanks for the laughs! (Re-read this 3x to make sure I didn’t have any typos lol)

  20. ahahaha… damn im cryin of so much laugh… thats why i hate autocorrect… always unable… Damn my belly is hurtin of so much laugh…

  21. If you think these are real you are a complete moron. Just the fact that these fakes are being passed off as real makes them not funny.

    • I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps?

  22. Fake or Not is a pathetic argument. If it bring a smile or laugh to people then who cares! Autocorrect happens and that is a fact!
    I had a good hard laugh and it has been a long time between such enjoyment.

    So to all you haters, get over it and just enjoy laugh/fun for what it is!

  23. i’m usually a very strict/dry humored guy but reading these “AutoCorrect” messages got me laughing so hard i’m crying and can’t seem to stop and i soiled myself DARN IT!!! These messages are stupid and inappropriate but still funny!i’m supposed to be a 44yo adult! but i feel like i’ve regressed back to beinga naughty juvenile again!! UGHHH!!!!!!!!

  24. This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time

  25. This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time. So you know it’s human to air

  26. I LMAO until I cried, coughed up stuff, sneezed and I would have tee tee’d myself, especially with this cough. Lord, Lord, too funny I needed that!

  27. So funny….I laughed so hard, I was crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending.

  28. So funny! I laughed so hard, crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending.

  29. The more i read the more i literally cried of laughter funniest thing read in a while thanks for sharing

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  32. And this is why I have auto correct turned off on my phone. I got tired of it changing correctly spelled words. But they were all as funny as hell.

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  36. Soooo glad I emptied my bladder first, or I would have peed myself!!! This was one of the best I’ve seen in a long time! ! Thanks for sharing, I really needed that! !!

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  38. As I read these the first thoughts that popped into my head were…Are we hitting the send key before actually reading what we have written? Are we going for speed rather than accuracy? How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop. Does autocoorrect now make up words…like “skittlefart”? Can’t we just pick up the phone?

    • @Don: “How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop” Not “laptop” itself, she tried to write Asus (a brand name) and it’s pretty similar anus for that autocorrect matter…

      But sure, sometime no idea how it got correct like that.

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  40. The funniest one wasn’t even an auto correct. It was when the girl sent a picture of britney spears and her mom was like “whos that person? is that Kim Jong II?” ahahahahaha

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  42. The lady I care for was sitting here laughing with me ! At first I laughed so hard my face got red she says what in the helps so funny your face is as red as fire !!!!

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  44. Yeah . . . between AutoCorrect & Siri, smart-phones can be pretty entertaining. Try asking Siri “why are firetrucks red?” or try searching Google for “Chuck Norris” . . . lots more out there ;-))

  45. Even if you made them up they are some of the funniest things I have read for a long time. Chicken vaginas – that is exotic. ROLFL

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  47. According to Readers Digest, Laughter is the best medicine…I think I just OD’d reading this stuff. I’ll be back….gotta go eat out your mother.

  48. Those are so funny….crying laughing from especially the ones where they try. Times to fix it and keep saying thesame thing, cause I have done that

  49. Altough i’m Brazilian,i understand English very well,and i was laughing so hard that i was holding myself to not pee on my pants.And my little brother was seeing me laugh and wanting to hear the joke,but i just can’t explain it well because,to understand how goddamn funny is this,he had to understand English,what made him a lot angry,for seeing how hard was i laughing.
    That was great!!

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  51. I was laughing in the bus and the office, it made me cry before i finished, in the office they thought i was mad!!!!!Lol.

  52. I cried tears with laughing so hard my dog ran under the bed. He’s supposed to be a good guard dog. My laughing scared him. He’s still there 1/2 later…..omg my sides hurt. Better then a good comedy on the TV.

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