25 Funny Auto Correct Fails

We’ve selected the 25 funniest Auto Correct Fails of 2012. The more you read, the funnier it gets.

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  1. Atom Alex says:

    HOLY F*CKING SH*T!!! Hilarious am dying outa laughter!!!

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  3. Booboo says:

    I cried tears with laughing so hard my dog ran under the bed. He’s supposed to be a good guard dog. My laughing scared him. He’s still there 1/2 later…..omg my sides hurt. Better then a good comedy on the TV.

  4. Paul says:

    Very funny stuff.

  5. patrick peterson says:

    This way hilarious I was criing

  6. Precious says:

    I was laughing in the bus and the office, it made me cry before i finished, in the office they thought i was mad!!!!!Lol.

  7. Dana says:

    It was so funny I like it my truly best friend Joey like it give me more funny bone again.

  8. Tam says:

    More please, i never tire of reading these, sooooo funny.

  9. Crystal says:

    I havent laughed this hard EVER!!! Gotta love auto correct!!!!

  10. Tara belle says:

    I’m crying my eyes out with laughter, this is so funny..

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  12. jarrod boyd says:

    I laughed so hard I was crying! I needed that!

  13. OH…MY….BOB….THAT…WAS…TO.FUNNY……HAAAAAAAA…… :-D

  14. Oh My God! Hilarious!

  15. Cassie says:

    I laughed so hard, people were coming to see what was wrong with me!

  16. c.amaya says:

    Haven’t laughed so hard in ages, and I laugh and smile All day every day…. thanks for posting!!

  17. Pattie says:

    Awesome giggled my butt off

  18. Hahahahahahahaha !! Breathe. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

  19. Nancy Carpenter says:

    Hahahahahahahaha. Breathe. Hahahahahahaha!!!!

  20. Abbey Eddington says:

    Man that was hilarious I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. It was that funny I nearly wet myself.

  21. Abbey Eddington says:

    Absolutely hilarious I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe I nearly wet myself it was that funny.

  22. Altough i’m Brazilian,i understand English very well,and i was laughing so hard that i was holding myself to not pee on my pants.And my little brother was seeing me laugh and wanting to hear the joke,but i just can’t explain it well because,to understand how goddamn funny is this,he had to understand English,what made him a lot angry,for seeing how hard was i laughing.
    That was great!!

  23. Cassie Hill says:

    I am seriously rolling on the floor laughing and crying!!

  24. Jason Murray says:

    “try 3 times”….see…lol

  25. Jason Murray says:

    Those are so funny….crying laughing from especially the ones where they try. Times to fix it and keep saying thesame thing, cause I have done that

  26. Nikki Emery says:

    Best 10 minutes of my life!!

    1. Deb Imp says:

      I felt that I gave myself total workout on my abs from laughing so damn hard!! More More More!!!!

  27. vickie demaris says:

    too funny,I am curious as to what color fuckweasel is

  28. Jennifer says:

    Omg!!! That was freaking hilarious! I needed a good laugh! Laughed so hard I peed on the couch!!!

  29. Greg says:

    According to Readers Digest, Laughter is the best medicine…I think I just OD’d reading this stuff. I’ll be back….gotta go eat out your mother.

  30. robbie johnston seabolt says:

    My bff in new York told me to look this up:)can’t stop laughing I love it!!!!

  31. Fabione72 says:

    ha ha ha , cannot stand anymore HAHAHA

  32. Jenny walton says:

    Omg sooooo funny really needed that laugh round about now.

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  34. Barry says:

    Even if you made them up they are some of the funniest things I have read for a long time. Chicken vaginas – that is exotic. ROLFL

    1. khoaken says:

      LMAO!___I misread tht as ‘erotic’ instead of ‘exotic’. LOL___Oh god!

  35. Yeah . . . between AutoCorrect & Siri, smart-phones can be pretty entertaining. Try asking Siri “why are firetrucks red?” or try searching Google for “Chuck Norris” . . . lots more out there ;-))

  36. Shaun Taylor says:

    Been crying the autocorrects are funby but the come backs are comedy gold

  37. Noreen Hagness says:

    My ribs hurt from laughing ..

  38. mom says:

    Died laughing. Can’t top this.

  39. Bridget says:

    The lady I care for was sitting here laughing with me ! At first I laughed so hard my face got red she says what in the helps so funny your face is as red as fire !!!!

    1. was that an auto correct? lol. what in the helps?

  40. Ty says:

    Holly crap that was funny!!! Enjoyed that ;-)

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  42. Adela says:

    Can you pass out from laughing?
    I feel light headed…

    1. PSzymeczek says:

      Oxygen deprivation from laughing, yes.

  43. CP says:

    Needed a good laugh and this did the trick. Holy cow! Thx for sharing!

  44. Andrew P. says:

    The funniest one wasn’t even an auto correct. It was when the girl sent a picture of britney spears and her mom was like “whos that person? is that Kim Jong II?” ahahahahaha

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  46. Don says:

    As I read these the first thoughts that popped into my head were…Are we hitting the send key before actually reading what we have written? Are we going for speed rather than accuracy? How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop. Does autocoorrect now make up words…like “skittlefart”? Can’t we just pick up the phone?

    1. Edward says:

      @Don: “How did AutoCorrect go come up with “anus” when the person wanted to write Laptop” Not “laptop” itself, she tried to write Asus (a brand name) and it’s pretty similar anus for that autocorrect matter…

      But sure, sometime no idea how it got correct like that.

  47. Trish says:

    Laughing sooooo hard…… Made my day thmx

  48. Emma says:

    I have just lol sooooo much

  49. Lori Jackson says:

    I almost died, I was laughing so hard I was gasping for air…LOL

  50. Judith Leong says:

    Hi there! Can you hear me laughing from the Big Island??? How’s things?

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  52. Fastone says:

    That was great, lmao

  53. Lori D. Wolf says:

    Soooo glad I emptied my bladder first, or I would have peed myself!!! This was one of the best I’ve seen in a long time! ! Thanks for sharing, I really needed that! !!

  54. Jimmy Singleton says:

    I laugh my ass off thy are so funny

  55. christina says:

    I cried so hard my kids thought I was crying

    1. D says:

      If you were crying….I guess they were correct!

  56. Godwin Abela says:

    Sooo funny! The tears are still flowing! Hope I typed this right, can’t see the keyboard..

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  58. Cocoda says:

    Hahaha…..oruhai oku no apatai koirak (I almost died laughing)I need more of these stuff. My aunt thinks i went crazy – Regards from Borneo.

  59. Tony says:

    :-0 More PLEEEEEEASE !

  60. elena says:

    Lol,, this gave me a great laugh

  61. Martellia Bangoayu says:

    makes my day..got stomach cramp from laughing

  62. jenny says:

    autocorrect once made me call my old boss Miss Piggy…yeah I share your hate for auto correct! LMBO ;-)

    1. Stephanie says:

      Toooo funny…I need more of these. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

  63. Cara says:

    I cannot believe how hard I laughed. I am crying so hard and cant breathe. That was freaking hilarious!

  64. Meg dickie says:

    Needed that. Best laff iv had in ages cheers :)

  65. jamie says:

    OMG!!!! I can’t stop the tears I’m laughing so hard!!!!!!!!

  66. Darrin says:

    They kept getting funnier… My stomach and cheeks hurt so bad right now!!! So damn funny!

  67. David says:

    I just heard they discovered a lesbian dinosaur, they decided to call it the Lickalotapus!

  68. sonia says:

    Omg these are great!!!! Laughed hard. I needed that

  69. Gina Albert says:

    Need more of those. So funny we where crying.

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  71. Tedda says:

    WOW, what a great pick me up page, belly hurts! Too bad I couldn’t shake some of the fat off with laughter!

  72. sdot says:

    noticed a trend with iPhones. ill stick to my androids thank you

  73. Ann says:

    laughing so hard I now have the hiccups!

  74. Maryann mcfarland says:

    I was laughing so hard I was crying!! I so needed that.

  75. Susan says:

    Flippin hibiscus! I mean hilarious.

  76. Deb Andreoli says:

    OMG – I cannot stand it, I am literally crying from laughing so hard~

  77. Lee Pearce says:

    What did the doctor say to the migit ?

    You will have to be a little patient :D

  78. kyli vickers says:

    OMG!!! I laughed so hard I almost cried, could barely see through my tears. the funniest thing ever. lmoa

  79. Deb says:

    Whenever ya need a pick me up from having a rotten day, this site will certainly give your mood a huge lift..there are hilarious!

  80. atasha says:

    I love this!

  81. Steve Lafontaine says:

    This is one of the funniest sites there is, thank you

  82. Carolyn says:

    And this is why I have auto correct turned off on my phone. I got tired of it changing correctly spelled words. But they were all as funny as hell.

  83. Cristina says:

    I needed this, hilarious!

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  85. Lili Macklin says:

    Belly-laugh worthy! I just woke up the whole household.

  86. Maddy Poe says:

    That’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Still laughing and wiping tears…

  87. Lindsey Ferguson says:

    The more i read the more i literally cried of laughter funniest thing read in a while thanks for sharing

  88. Marlen Noriega says:

    Jajajajajajaaj this is tooo funny!!

  89. Debbie says:

    that was some funny shit omg coughing from laughing so hard

  90. dickballs says:

    Lame, some of theses are so set up

  91. Tammy says:

    So funny! I laughed so hard, crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending.

  92. Tammy says:

    So funny….I laughed so hard, I was crying….good stuff. This happens to me a lot. I have to always check my text before sending.

  93. joe says:

    laughed so hard I cried

  94. Gloria Sheldon says:

    I LMAO until I cried, coughed up stuff, sneezed and I would have tee tee’d myself, especially with this cough. Lord, Lord, too funny I needed that!

  95. Pat G says:

    Oh my God! I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Hysterical!!

  96. Naima morrar says:

    This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time. So you know it’s human to air

  97. Naima morrar says:

    This is the funniest thing ever it happens up me all the time and my kids always make fun of me. This auto correct sucks most if the time

  98. robby M. says:

    i’m usually a very strict/dry humored guy but reading these “AutoCorrect” messages got me laughing so hard i’m crying and can’t seem to stop and i soiled myself DARN IT!!! These messages are stupid and inappropriate but still funny!i’m supposed to be a 44yo adult! but i feel like i’ve regressed back to beinga naughty juvenile again!! UGHHH!!!!!!!!

  99. ray says:

    Love these want to see more

  100. Jo y says:

    I cred with slighter. Everyone that saw it did too!

  101. David Blair says:

    Well; I DID have to go the the bathroom but it’s too late now!! Don’t know whether to blame the Auto-correct or my age!!! Too Funny!!

    1. Anonymous says:

      reading these would be a great marketing campaign for Depends.

  102. CharliAnne says:

    Wow those are crazy!! I Haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  103. Ed says:

    Fake or Not is a pathetic argument. If it bring a smile or laugh to people then who cares! Autocorrect happens and that is a fact!
    I had a good hard laugh and it has been a long time between such enjoyment.

    So to all you haters, get over it and just enjoy laugh/fun for what it is!

  104. reenie says:

    Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  105. Carol bryce says:

    Hilarious

  106. Q says:

    If you think these are real you are a complete moron. Just the fact that these fakes are being passed off as real makes them not funny.

    1. Tedda says:

      Sorry Qsays, I’m glad I don’t know you if you can’t laugh at these!!! You must be a sour puss to be around!

    2. M . Jackson says:

      I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps?

  107. Jackie says:

    Sooooo funny I cried with laughter :)

  108. clayton says:

    ahahaha… damn im cryin of so much laugh… thats why i hate autocorrect… always unable… Damn my belly is hurtin of so much laugh…

  109. Jason says:

    Hilarious!

  110. Carole Weinstein says:

    Don’t use auto spell or whatever.

  111. Mike Allard says:

    Lord I needed a.great laugh and now now my sides hurt

  112. Kim says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard in years!

  113. Patrick Nowlen says:

    I’m 6’2″ 240lbs and I was crying so hard from laughing I had to wait a few minutes between each one just so I could see!
    Thanks for the laughs! (Re-read this 3x to make sure I didn’t have any typos lol)

  114. Natasha says:

    A great laugh to end a perfect night

  115. Jan says:

    Hilarious! I don’ do a lot of comedy but this really got to me. I laughed til I cried!! And then I re-read it!

  116. Sarah johnson says:

    Omg I am crying with laughter and my sides are in stitches thank you needed that x roflol

  117. nancy says:

    Laughing myself to tears, couldn’t even read thru the tears, omg, hilarious!

  118. Vickie says:

    That was some funny stuff…great way to end the night, with a good laugh!

  119. Kathy Shultz says:

    Can’t quit laughing… it happens to me all the time! Its worse than the speak text! Luv this site!

  120. treylor_trache says:

    ROFLMAO…literally for the 1st time in my life I laughed so hard.

  121. Capt. Robert Del Valle says:

    Omg I almost pissed myself reading this.

  122. Samantha says:

    I loved them. My sucky day just got much better

  123. Ruth says:

    Words fails me. They really do. I’ve read this three times and end up laughing till I cry. NEVER read it in public!

  124. April-Joy Koopmans says:

    I want more – best laugh-cry ever. More please!

  125. BHow says:

    You know phones only auto correct with words u used before …. So um ya lol

  126. Yogi Bellcourt says:

    HOLY SHEEP SHIT!! I knew back when these fancy phones started out I SHOULD HAVE saved mine, they would have fit right in here!!! Buwaaa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa :D

  127. Shue Han chou says:

    I am also very happy to know that I am not the only auto corrected victim :) hahaha

    1. somedhamdan says:

      hello how are doing today

  128. My side hurts and I cant seem to stop the tears,from laughing so hard,plus I needed that laugh.

  129. Samantha says:

    I knew thi site had to exist n if not it hould just cuz of the hilarious autocorrects ive experienced! As the mom of 2 autistic kids I have an extra appreciation for the “live autistic version of Hotel California” cuz I could conceive of such a thing authentically but still find the possibility of one 2b hysterical!

  130. missy says:

    :-) thank you whoever posted this. it couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed to laugh so bad. I will repost so someone who is having a rough morning can laugh as well.

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  133. Dave says:

    How does laptop auto correct to anus? fake!

    1. MorphManDude says:

      ASUS would and that is what they initially put. I wonder how things like skittletits, boobsicles and so on get in their dictionary to begin with…

    2. Rai says:

      Asus is a type of laptop.

    3. JoJo says:

      Anus was an autocorrect for ASUS, it’s a laptop brand.

    4. Dawn says:

      It’s Asus that auto-corrected to anus. It’s a brand of computer.

    5. Katrena says:

      She typed ASUS and it autocorrected to ANUS. Goof.

  134. Melayne Pritchett says:

    That was by far the best laugh I’ve had in forever..still laughing and crying. Omg!!!

  135. Melissa says:

    Those were awesome

  136. this has got to be the funniest thing, I could not stoplaughing!

  137. Jay says:

    Tears running down my legs again.

  138. Wow these are so Hilarious, haven’t laughed this hard in a long time ;D

  139. Christy says:

    So awesome

  140. Jenny Kemp says:

    I just read it again! Seriously the funniest thing ever!!!

  141. Julita says:

    What a laugh! This post made my day! :D

    Have a great one!
    Julita

  142. Alysa says:

    Great
    Needed to laugh like that

  143. Molly says:

    Sitting here LMAO all by myself. They were hysterical!!! Must tell friends to check out.

    1. Lexi says:

      DITTO!

  144. Mark says:

    Omg! These things are so fake. Serious think about it on one of them in particular. What auto correct is going to autocorrect a work to Fuckweasel?

    1. Nicci says:

      Actually, when you put a word in and choose it, most autocorrects give you the option to “add to dictionary” so it will be in the autocorrect bank permanently until the phone is reset or the item is deleted. If they used fuckweasle before (probably insulting a friend or something) then it could easily have been in the autocorrect directory.

  145. Gwen Robbana says:

    Am laughing so much am crying! !!

  146. Leona Jardine says:

    If your having a bad day reading this is the best thing to cheer anyone up

  147. Elona Case says:

    OMG died laughing….

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  149. Dennis says:

    Omg I have never laughed so hard !! My sides are hurting !

  150. Susie says:

    To all those who thought they had to tell the rest of us that these were fake? Screw you. We’re not completely stupid. Of COURSE they are, but who cares? They’re funnier than anything you could come up with. lol

    1. M . Jackson says:

      I love it when some idiot sits back and says that these auto corrects are all fake, and just how do you come up with these flashes of insight…a crystal ball perhaps?

  151. RAY says:

    TOOOOOO FUNNY

  152. Sharon Bloomingcamp says:

    OMG! I hurt all over and can’t breathe from laughing so hard!

  153. Vickie neal says:

    It takes a lot to make me laugh. These posts had me laughing, crying and almost unable to breath.

  154. Sylvia Camelin says:

    I really had some good laughs!!! I will forward it to my friends right away!
    So that they can spend some hilarious moments!!!

  155. sabrina says:

    Fkn amazing, I’ve never laughed as hard as I did with this one! Woke my kids up at 2323 laughing so incredibly loud! I cried!!!

  156. Edith says:

    Omg!! Lmao!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

  157. Kim Ovington says:

    This was so funny my friend shared it with me, I bout died. We were cracking up, it was so funny. My checks and stomach was hurting so bad! Funny stuff & I needed that laugh today!!!

  158. Jessica says:

    ha ha…this stuff happens to me all the time!

    I recently sent a text to my brother asking him if he found a new ‘playmate’ yet. I meant ‘flatmate’.

    Another time while giving my friend house directions I told her we live on top of the ‘battleship’. I meant ‘bottleshop’.

  159. Ray says:

    Still laughing, have to send to someone!!!!!

  160. maria says:

    almost fell out of my chair

  161. jeff says:

    all fake of course.

  162. michelle williams taylor says:

    crying with laughter

  163. Joanna says:

    I’m crying here on the bus…. What a bril read ;0)

  164. Kate says:

    I’m still sore from laughing.. really.. way too funny.

  165. Emily says:

    Holy Crap those are funny!!!!

  166. Bebe says:

    Wet my pants laughing.

  167. Anne Craig says:

    I can’t breath I’m laughing so much… pass me an inhaler someone haha. Thanks so much.

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  170. Crafty says:

    Gee, these aren’t TOO hard to fake….people will believe anything

    1. laura jean hedges says:

      i dont think it is meant to be REAL…its just a JOKE for cryin out loud…..

  171. Denise P says:

    Omg. I was laughing so hard I was crying and my face hurt. I am trying to calm down so I can go to bed…but I keep laughing!

  172. Kat says:

    OMG – had to share, share, share!!! I laughed till I cried! So freakin funny!

  173. Riley o says:

    omg I almost peed my pants those were so funny

  174. Lou says:

    Crystal was laughter oops. .mean crying with laughter.

  175. Unique says:

    I cry for laughing, my boss think tht im crazy..

  176. chris firestine says:

    O my god had me laughing so hard tears in my eyes and sides still hurt

  177. tally says:

    Best laugh I’d had all week.

  178. Goody says:

    I needed that

  179. omg funniest even i was crying laughing so hard

  180. dee howland says:

    This is so funny . lmao sitting here in an empty house laughing and crying outloud.

  181. OMG….. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard….I almost died…I swear. That was the best way to start the day EVER!!!!

  182. Brandy says:

    that was great, thank. I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes from laughter.

  183. toni says:

    almost choked on a few..my sides are still hurting from laughter! Thanks all!

  184. none ya says:

    Omg I cried through the whole thing just about.

  185. That by far was the best laugh I have in a very long time. Tears were coming out. HILARIOUS!!!!!

    1. Jade Chavez says:

      Same here.. i was laughing so hard…. ahaha.. AUTOCORRECT ur d best!!! xD

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