Funny Pick-Up Lines and Replies

Funny Pick-up Lines and Replies

Funny Pick-Up Lines and Replies

As if some pick-up lines weren’t funny enough, these funny replies will give you a little more to laugh about. And if you’re looking for the ultimate guide to good pick up lines that won’t leave you with an eye roll, check out Knowledgeformen online and see how both of you can win the call and reply! These are worth at least a smile or two…

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I’ll be the rest of your life – in your wildest dreams.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Hi, Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Gotta love the sarcastic ladies!!

Source: www.digitaldreamdoor.com

Updated: June 17, 2013 — 1:15 am

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