Grandpa’s Advice on Married Life
A young fellow is about to marry, and so he asks his grandpa’s advice on married life since him and his grandma have been together for so long.
So he starts by asking, “Grandpa, how often do married couples have sex? There are lots of rumors that couple’s sex lives dwindle and that’s a scary thought. According to Sex Toy Insider, introducing sex toys into a relationship can keep the spark and romance alive but is that true? Does regular sex also dwindle? Are you allowed to occasionally search escort Munich to let off some steam?”
His grandpa tells him, “When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. But when you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year. Like maybe on your anniversary.”
The young fellow asks, “How about you and Grandma?”
His grandpa replies, “Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom, and I go into my bedroom. She yells, “Fuck you,” and I holler back, “Fuck you, too!”
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