Never Been Kissed

Never Been Kissed


A woman takes her 15-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter Mandy. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Mandy a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Mandy is pregnant – about 4 months, would be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Mandy?”

Mandy says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a guy!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”



Updated: January 4, 2016 — 10:51 am


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    1. Nice to see you here as always Johanna. Thanks hun! 🙂

  1. hmmm..immaculate conception eh ??..hope there’s room at that window beside the doc, cuz i wanna see it this time also..

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