The Wedding Night Prank

The Wedding Night Prank

The Wedding Night Prank

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note from the groom.

DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.

THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.

BUT I SWEAR I’M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!”

SINCERELY,ย 

JIMMY “LIMPMEISTER” JONES (AS MY LOVELY WIFE NOW REFERS TO ME!!)

Source: http://www.surfersam.com/

Updated: May 31, 2013 — 8:45 pm

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  1. I like the novacaine in the ky joke. is it still made? i know that xylocaine jelly is still made used on burns

    1. Yeah it’s still made I’m sure. Thanks Tim ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. The worst trick played on me was to tear the labels off all my canned food. Then there was a concoction that looked like puke and had to be chiseled out of the bathtub.

    1. YIKES! LOL Thanks for that Mary ๐Ÿ™‚

    2. Ewww…lol Thanks for that Mary ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Now there is a prank&a half! Ooh, I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end of the (ahem)KY Jelly! lol

  4. That is a good one.they now have his and hers k y jelly

    1. So true! lol Thanks ๐Ÿ˜‰

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