The Wedding Night Prank
The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note from the groom.
DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR I’M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!”
SINCERELY,
JIMMY “LIMPMEISTER” JONES (AS MY LOVELY WIFE NOW REFERS TO ME!!)
Source: http://www.surfersam.com/
I like the novacaine in the ky joke. is it still made? i know that xylocaine jelly is still made used on burns
Yeah it’s still made I’m sure. Thanks Tim 🙂
The worst trick played on me was to tear the labels off all my canned food. Then there was a concoction that looked like puke and had to be chiseled out of the bathtub.
YIKES! LOL Thanks for that Mary 🙂
Ewww…lol Thanks for that Mary 🙂
Now there is a prank&a half! Ooh, I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end of the (ahem)KY Jelly! lol
That is a good one.they now have his and hers k y jelly
So true! lol Thanks 😉