The Wedding Night Prank
The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note from the groom.
WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR I’M GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!”
JIMMY “LIMPMEISTER” JONES (AS MY LOVELY WIFE NOW REFERS TO ME!!)