Top 25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles

These Top 25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles may NEVER make their debut at the Grand Ole’ Opry…but they WILL make you laugh! YEE HAW, hope y’all enjoy now, ya hear?!?

Country Rules

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.

2. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, 
But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.

5. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).

6. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.

7. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles.

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.

9. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.

12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.

13. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.

14. I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.

15. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin’ Over You.

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

19. Please Bypass My Heart.

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

22. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

24. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer.

25. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, 
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.


Updated: December 27, 2012 — 10:55 pm


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  1. Thats some funny stuff I had a great laugh.

    1. So glad to hear you got some laughs from this one. Thanks for visiting 😉

  2. Sadly, I know the guy that wrote “I gave her the ring and she gave me the finger” He’s actually not bad

    1. meant “She got the ring and i got the finger” but you get the point

      1. LOL!! Yeah…we get the point. Thanks for visiting and for your comments 🙂

      2. almost thought the song was Jerry Reed’s “She got the mine and I got the shaft.”

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