Viagra to the Rescue!

Viagra to the Rescue!

Viagra to the Rescue!

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks him to help “rescue” her Husband’s sex drive.

“What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.

“Not a chance in hell!” says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”

“No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it, then come back in a week to let me know the outcome.”

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

“Oh Doctor…it was terrible, just terrible!!”

What happened?’ asks the doctor.

“Well I did as you told me, and slipped it into his coffee. The effect was immediate! He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!

“What was so terrible?” said the doctor, “Wasn’t the sex good?”

“Oh no doctor, the sex was the BEST I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s ever again!”

As much as we like a joke, some elderly gentlemen do truly need viagra or enhancement pills similar so they’re able to perform as they once did. It’s nothing to be ashamed about! If you feel like you want to enhance your performance once more, purchase the pills here.

Updated: June 16, 2013 — 10:50 pm

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