When Our Lawnmower Broke…

When Our Lawnmower Broke…

A husband’s “misguided” recollection of “When Our Lawnmower Broke”.  Might want to listen REAL CLOSE to this one fellas!

When Our Lawnmower Broke...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time, and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute,
and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp…

I hope this gave you a good laugh and y’all will “shear” it…lol Thanks!

Source: www.eligr.com/

Updated: June 15, 2013 — 10:51 pm

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